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Monday, August 29, 2005

This just in from Britain (really)

29/08/05 - News section
You can use the f-word in class (but only five times)
A secondary school is to allow pupils to swear at teachers - as long as they don't do so more than five times in a lesson. A running tally of how many times the f-word has been used will be kept on the board. If a class goes over the limit, they will be 'spoken' to at the end of the lesson.
The astonishing policy, which the school says will improve the behaviour of pupils, was condemned by parents' groups and MPs yesterday. They warned it would backfire.
Parents were advised of the plan, which comes into effect when term starts next week, in a letter from the Weavers School in Wellingborough, Northamptonshire.
Assistant headmaster Richard White said the policy was aimed at 15 and 16-year-olds in two classes which are considered troublesome.
'Tolerate but not condone'
"Within each lesson the teacher will initially tolerate (although not condone) the use of the f-word (or derivatives) five times and these will be tallied on the board so all students can see the running score," he wrote in the letter
"Over this number the class will be spoken to by the teacher at the end of the lesson."
Parents called the rule 'wholly irresponsible and ludicrous'.
"This appears to be a misguided attempt to speak to kids on their own level," said the father of one pupil.
Should have do's and don'ts
Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said: "In these sort of situations teachers should be setting clear principles of 'do and don't'.
"They should not be compromising in an apparent attempt to please the pupils. This will send out completely the wrong message.
"Youngsters will play up to this and ensure they use their five goes, demeaning the authority of the teacher."
Tory MP Ann Widdecombe said the policy was based on 'Alice in Wonderland reasoning'.
"What next?" she asked. "Do we allow people to speed five times or burgle five times? You don't improve something by allowing it, you improve something by discouraging it."
'Praise postcards'
The 1,130-pupil school, which was criticised as 'not effective' by Ofsted inspectors last November, also plans to send 'praise postcards' to the parents of children who do not swear and who turn up on time for lessons.
Headmaster Alan Large said he had received no complaints about the policy. "The reality is that the fword is part of these young adults' everyday language," he said.
"As a temporary policy we are giving them a bit of leeway, but want them to think about the way they talk and how they might do better."

3 Comments:

Blogger Blogball said...

Please tell me this is a joke.

So the class can use the f-word 5 times PER LESSON?
Then they get to cuss another 5 times at the next lesson??
Then if they go over the limit the class will be spoken to by the teacher at the end of the lesson. Wow, That should get them shaking in their boots.
I wonder if the class can save up their f-words and bank them for future lessons just incase the go over the 5 f-word limit.

The article quotes the Assistant headmaster as saying “the policy was aimed at 15 and 16-year-olds in two classes which are considered troublesome”
It sounds like the school is changing their policy because of a couple of juvenile delinquents?? Talk about the patients running the asylum.

It’s times like these when I am thankful that my daughter is not in a public school.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

So it's an aggregate total for the class, right? Not 5 times per pupil? What if some students always end up using up the allocation before other students get a chance? It hardly seems fair to let Ian and Nigel do all the swearing just because Rory and Allyson are slow off the mark. I think everybody should get at least one f-bomb per class...

11:26 AM  
Blogger unca said...

Yes, clearly some stricter guidelines are in order here. Especially in a school where the administration is obivously "sensitive" to the kids' needs. Imagine how you'd feel as a parent to have your child come home sobbing about how all the other kids were using up the quota. I know I'd be in that teacher's face pretty quick. it's enough to break your heart.

5:58 PM  

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