A Reason to Vote for McCain

Once again, a celebrity has shaken the very foundations of American politics by threatening to leave the country if things don't go her way. Joining the ranks of Baldwin (I forget which one), Redford, and Cruise is Susan Sarandon, the rapidly aging movie star who consented to a recent interview wherein she shared her wisdom with the nation:

"If McCain gets in, it's going to be very, very dangerous. It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I'll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don't know. We're at an abyss."

If Sarandon follows suit, she'll stay in the country despite her threats, bless her little heart.

My Wisdom

A very large percentage of things that are wrong with our civilization can be summed up in the word, "facilitator." Unca